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NOTICE BOARD
The PIGS AGM took place on Friday 22nd January at The Plough Inn. Organisers for the years coming events were agreed and we look forward to being able to give more details to you in due course. See the Diary page of the website for further information. The subsidised event this year will be at Willingdon in September although the subsidy will be considerably less than was available last year. Membership costs will remain at £10.00 with guests paying an additional £5.00 for attendance. The total cost of the days to be limited, as last year, to a maximum figure of £60.00, including prize money. Many of the days are expected to come in well below that figure. It was agreed that a new Trophy would be substituted this year for the July event to be named The PIGS Open. We hope to see as many of you as possible at our golf days in 2010 to support the Society and the organisers of the particular days. New members and guests are encouraged and always assured of a warm welcome. |
A happy New Year to all of the "PIGS"
Find out about the history and details of the Stableford competition.
It still hurts A couple of ladies were playing golf one sunny morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony. The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She explained that she was a physiotherapist: "Please allow me to help." "I'm a physiotherapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me", she told him earnestly. "Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be alright...I'll be fine in a few minutes", he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch. But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked him: "How does that feel?" To which he replied: "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell!!"
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